(n.) 1. A lengthy drive from one's residence to their location of employment, like the distance a stripper drives to the strip club, where she works, to avoid encountering any friends family or associates and revealing she's a stripper.
by Kurtisbadical February 24, 2010
by Bulbhead July 31, 2009
Example 1:
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shots of Jamesons while I'm doing the Irish commute."
Example 2:
Heather: "Joseph, why is the car in the front yard?"
Joe: "I did too many car bombs at O'Rileys and did the irish commute."
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shots of Jamesons while I'm doing the Irish commute."
Example 2:
Heather: "Joseph, why is the car in the front yard?"
Joe: "I did too many car bombs at O'Rileys and did the irish commute."
by Family McPot October 06, 2007
Pussies who don't stay at school for any number of reasons. They will never fully appreciate the college experiance.
Commuter students are pussies.
by Hans Christian Eichman November 06, 2006
Different then a work from home telecommuter, a tell-ya-commuter spends every moment of their work commute talking on their cell phone with a relative, friend, or neighbor about whatever random mundane subject pops into their mind.
Although they had no reason to talk, Jim could expect a call from Dave every day at 8:07AM as Dave became a tell-ya-commuter on his way to the office.
by PoorDavid May 30, 2016
When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.
Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.
by Noel Bussey February 08, 2008
by Anonymous January 19, 2003