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Derived from, and similar in meaning to punchcard and community cum dumpster, but usually more emphatic. A punchcard in its original meaning was a piece of paper with a certain number of marked spaces representing a benefit, usually a meal or transit ride. When it was used up ("all its holes punched"), it was discarded.

"Community punchcard" is almost always applied to girls and women who are promiscuous to an extreme; rarely applied to boys or men outside the gay community.

Among musicians, a term applied to a groupie who stays in one city and sleeps with band members and crews as they come through.
1) "He married her? Shit, she's just a community punchcard!"

2) "She came to class with a trickle of cum on one leg. She is such a community punchcard."

3) "When the band stopped in Honolulu all the roadies would bang Wanda, she was the community punchcard."
by dave July 04, 2004
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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