Adjective form of Communism. Typically used for a person who believes in Communism; A person who belives that the ideal society is stateless, religionless, moneyless and classeless where the means of production (things like farms, shops, factories, roads) are owned by all members of the society, in other words a socialist, anarchist, atheist society. There may be some cases where non Atheists can be communists (such as Christian communist movement).
Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be?
What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.
Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be?
What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.
Vlad: hYello mY naem is-a Vlad
Heinrich: Good God! Why are you writing such bad grammar?!
Vlad: r U sume exclusioninmanist Gremmar Nazi?
Heinrich: Yes, you must be a Grammar Communist...
Vlad: Yaaeh!! all forms of Gremmar must be accepted. aBolish Priv8 owhnership of Dicktionaries!
Heinrich: Good God! Why are you writing such bad grammar?!
Vlad: r U sume exclusioninmanist Gremmar Nazi?
Heinrich: Yes, you must be a Grammar Communist...
Vlad: Yaaeh!! all forms of Gremmar must be accepted. aBolish Priv8 owhnership of Dicktionaries!
by Attila_the_Fun October 1, 2015
My Grandpa: You want me to fix you a sandwich?
Me: Nah.
Grandpa: Are you sure you're not hungry?
Me: Yah.
Grandpa: You must be communist.
Me: Nah.
Grandpa: Are you sure you're not hungry?
Me: Yah.
Grandpa: You must be communist.
by Avie September 22, 2005
A person who believes in a stateless, moneyless, and classless society. Communism is the final stage of societal development according to Marx after socialism. Though both are leftists and collectivists, socialists and communists are rather different. Socialists advocate for the means of production to be owned by the workers.
Contrary to popular belief: China and the DPRK are not communists. Their state ownership of the means of production has given communists a bad name.
by TheBastardLord January 4, 2017
1.) A person who believes that all property should be collectively owned by the people
2.) All communists are atheists but not all atheists are communists
2.) All communists are atheists but not all atheists are communists
by Johnny448 October 26, 2005
by capitalman455454412 April 29, 2011
Communism only works for ants, bees and mole rats. Introduce any individuality into the economic system and it breaks down to form anarchy or totalitarianism. No communist system has ever worked in practice.
by George McBob May 25, 2009
An argument used by Republicans against everyone whose political beliefs are more liberal than Trump's.
Republican: You don't want people to die because of debt? You're such a communist!
Everyone else: WHAT?
Everyone else: WHAT?
by restinpiece August 28, 2020