The most widely used language. I would call English the common tongue because at this point there are soo many different ways people speak it. I also think that by naming it the common tongue it would lose it's standing as something superior.

The act of forming a pact, truce, and breaking such pact later on for personal gain.

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.

A friend who tries to explain to you the strange behavior of the male species especially those particular male species that you have been flirting with and have a crush on. They are very sensible which is annoying and calming at the same time because lets face it-over-thinking stuff is tiresome.

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

The inability to detect a Red flag or multiple if applicable.

Thinking you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."