by Danovan September 08, 2020
How to commit a robbery:
Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.
Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?
Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.
~Jersey Shore
Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.
Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?
Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.
~Jersey Shore
by Wafflicious July 10, 2010
Kardashian Commitment:
an insincere, temporary or fraudulent commitment to a long term goal without true intention of follow-through; a false commitment made for personal gain without intention of follow-though. Investors, Frauds and con men often make Kardashian Commitments.
an insincere, temporary or fraudulent commitment to a long term goal without true intention of follow-through; a false commitment made for personal gain without intention of follow-though. Investors, Frauds and con men often make Kardashian Commitments.
Candidate Dufty made a Kardashian commitment to the disabled woman in promising to help get her a wheelchair. His staff later explained that with so many people standing around, Dufty couldn't say no. However, he regrets not being able to help as he was busy campaigning for the people.
by SocialKeith November 07, 2011
Person 1: What's your workload this week?
Person 2: I have two assignments due tomorrow, and a test. I'm seriously so screwed, I swear I'm going to commit the "S".
Person 2: I have two assignments due tomorrow, and a test. I'm seriously so screwed, I swear I'm going to commit the "S".
by craftybetch December 09, 2013
by TheNantucketNibbler August 05, 2019
Low Tier God's way of telling his opponent to kill themselves. Mostly directed at what said creator calls tiersexuals.
"...It's another year and people are still trying to troll me in video games..."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."
by BDC_Maxter March 04, 2021
by HarmlessGirl September 10, 2015