A phrase used by morons who don't know suicide has been legal since 1961.
Tim committed suicide!
No you dumbass, suicide is legal.
by Gotta let go October 11, 2020
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PLEASE DONT MANY PEOPLE WILL MISS YOU I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌺✨♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💕💗💖💖 ☹️ YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL EVEN THO IT MAY BE HARD, KEEP FIGHTING YOU CAN DO THIS!
You- I will commit suicide
Me-No Please dont the world would miss you💗
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When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed
Nick: "I'm going to commit suicide"

Charlie: "Please don't, we can get you all the help you need"
by Chronicpain July 28, 2022
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I don’t have much reason to live. I don’t have much ambitions. I’m really bored and am frustrated. There’s just nothing that is doing it. Except for reading Nietzsche.
Thinking of planning to commit suicide. There is not much for me in this life. Illusion. I’ll just leave this worthless place and it won’t even matter.
by Spatro February 27, 2021
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commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.
"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.
by gogos1073 December 13, 2020
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