Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
by Toilette March 29, 2015
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the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates
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Typical of the labronic area (Leghorn, Tuscany), means literally "To wander like the shit in the pipes". It is used when you realize to waste your time in doing something or, as well, when you have lot of things to do in different places of the town (offices, market....)
Mi tocca girare come la merda nei tubi per cercare un parcheggio!
(It is very difficult to find a park for my car!)
(It is very difficult to find a park for my car!)
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They never last.
"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
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They never last.
"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
by Me bois March 22, 2021
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a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.
b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.
b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.
A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."
B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."
B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."
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by jack lambon February 12, 2018
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