A bear who doesn't take shit from anybody. is know to chew staples and spit out nails, usually seen partying with a good amount of woman, no matter his actions is seen as cute. Is the brother of MISERY BEAR. Despite his tough bear image is known to be very sweet and down to earth, will do anything for friends and family, loves his son and God
Girl#1: Oh my God! Combat bear threw a drink on me and went back to danceing while his mates laughed at me!
Girl# 2: don't be so quick to judge he is getting napkins to clean you up and is ordering you another drink
Girl#1 Thanks Combat Bear!
Girl# 2: don't be so quick to judge he is getting napkins to clean you up and is ordering you another drink
Girl#1 Thanks Combat Bear!
by CBJR April 04, 2012
Ex1: If I can achieve a combat boner it would be the size of a barracuda.
Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2
Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2
by Tim from Accounting July 20, 2014
by Nelluc20 September 16, 2013
A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.
Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.
by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019
When a male overdoses on ehancement pills and their extremely large erection fights back. The enlarged johnson will then continue to wreak havoc on any other sexual partners involved. Combat Crotch can also effect the possesor by: bruising, major diarrhea, and sudden death.
"Dude my Viagra gave me Combat Crotch last night and it completely destroyed that bitch! Luckily I only shit my pants."
by Huge Wiener January 13, 2012
The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.
by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020
When two personalities are at odds with each other and very likely to break out into a physical conflict at any moment. The opposite of compatible, but nicer sounding than incompatible.
by Linguistic September 16, 2014