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1. When your life is beyond belief out of control, seriously messed up beyond repair. Pretty much all of 2020
2. Having the dirtiest, hardest sex of your life. Hurts like anal but I’m the vag.
1. My life is a total collosafuck.

2. My vag still looks like a coffee can after that collosafuck this morning.
by Smedium September 23, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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