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a place you go where you actually pay them to brainwash you

why pay money to become an institutionalized,brainwashed,mindless,zombie,robot?
college kids are such dicks,fuckin preppies who try to act like hippies but instead are just sexually confused communists who whine like pussies
by dr teeth December 08, 2003
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A place where you can be happy you got admitted to just because of the color of your skin and not because of who you are or the merit you possess, only to later be propagandized by a socialist, pinhead professor who has a brain no larger than a grapenut that tries to spread his America-hating propaganda on you.

A place where horny, young adults go to allegedly get an education but enage in drinking binges and have sex afterwards.
College is an awkward stage for early adults.
by krock1dk May 25, 2008
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A big party with a ridiculous door charge.

A place you go to learn how to become an arrogant commie fag or a big fucking cum bucket bitch whore!
College is a Satanic playground for elite snobs.
by Oh go to hell. January 23, 2005
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A place you go to actually get a job that doesn't involve "Welcome to McDonalds, how can I help you" or "Excuse me sir, would you be interested in a survey".
I went to college and now make 45k a year. Joe didn't go to college, and works in customer service making 17k a year.
by Tong March 01, 2003
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Emotional binge drinking, Netflix, naps, cheap food, staying up too late, avoiding adult responsibilities, cramming for exams, and lots of crying.
Man, college was not what I was expecting. I thought I would be going out and partying. Not staying up till 3 am studying and watching Netflix simultaneously.
by supkate March 22, 2013
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college is where girls go to get fat
- At the start of college -

Robert - Damn son, check out that hot bod on Alice

- At the end of college -

Robert - Damn son, check out that wagon on Alice
by iliketoeatmeat August 26, 2008
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Adjective. Someone who's against a lot of things, and is very political in their arguments against other people. No matter what someone says, they will have an argument against it.
Julia: "Ugh this meat is yuck."
Cristina: "There are millions of starving children in Ethiopia who would kill to have one morsel of your meat, and you're not eating it on the basis that "it's yuck"? You have no consideration for anyone."
Julia: "Ugh you're so college."
by Julia_S February 26, 2007
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