Ball collapse is an unfortunate and painful affliction experienced my men after intense sexual release.

This mallady is characterised by reduced teste girth and a dull, painful aching sensation which has been known to radiate deep into the pelvic region. In extreme cases ball collapse has caused nausea in some individuals.

In extreme cases ball collapse can last for up to 24hrs, along with its unpleasant side effects. If further ejaculation is induced during ball collapse the most common result is a small coughing sound being emitted by the penis, followed a whispy puff of smoke being released from the penile 'eye'.

When one is done jerking off in another room when people are in the house, the Relief Collapse is the refreshing flop onto your bed in a haze of post-nut clarity with the relief that no one knew you were masturbating.

When someone, mainly in 2k, has a lead so great not even a monkey could blow it....annnddd they manage to anyways.

An event that some people think will happen in the future where all or most of civilization will collapse because of over population, useing up of resorces, deforestation ect.
In history a lot of civilizations collapsed at there high point instead of a low point as would be thought.

When you are very tired or without any energy,it is said that you are collapsing on the floor.Similary to fainting

Usually used upon entering Peckham in London. Its the equivalent of saying your hail-mary upon entering Church. Best used as you step off the 343 Bus but optimal timing is reserved for when you walk down Peckham High Street.

The prevention of a woman from having sex with another woman. Similar to cockblocking, but applied to the lesbian persuasion.