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coldplay : To pre-game so hard with friends before a concert (ideally actual Coldplay concert) for which you paid a lot of $$$ that you and a friend pass out at the entrance of the concert stadium even before the concert starts and have to be taken to the medical room.
Do not coldplay at the concert. We got work tomorrow.
by friend and memories July 03, 2018
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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A fantastic British Alternative Rock Band(experimented with many different genres by now), band consists of Chris Martin, Jonny Buckland, Guy Berryman, and Will Champion. They have released 6 studio albums to date, Parachutes, A Rush of Blood to the Head, X and Y, Viva La Vida or Death and all his Friends, Mylo Xyloto, and their latest being Ghost Stories in 2014. All the members are very talented and have equal parts in most songs. Coldplay has their own unique sound and every one of their albums has it's own unique sound which is fucking awesome, seriously they have never made the same album twice. One of the biggest selling acts of the 2000s so far. Liked by many by Criticized by some on here that for some reason hate music that isn't all repetitive pop bullshit, so kindly suck my ass if you don't like them. Have songs that are slow and mellow but still great, and also really high energy songs. Also are amazing live. Major hits include Viva la Vida, Clocks, Paradise, The Scientist, Yellow, Fix You, Speed of Sound, A Sky Full Of Stars
I turned on the radio and Coldplay came on and my day immediately became better.
by Joe 312 August 14, 2014
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a band to listen to in the bathtub while your crying and masturbating using your tears as lubricant
She broke up up with me so i listened to coldplay
by bitchplease1111 November 11, 2011
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An awesome band that can give you a break for the all that loud music you love and a great relaxant
I just needed some Coldplay time.
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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The band that produces thirty second songs on repeat for four and a half minutes.
Dude 1: Dude is your ipod on repeat?

Dude 2: No its just coldplay
by alexac720 September 11, 2012
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A euphemism for role-playing necrophilia. Recipient cools body temp down to as chill as possible. Disgusting.
Fancy a bit of coldplay tonight, darling?
by KMFCP September 30, 2020
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