Talking about future events or possibilites, as if they are based in fact. No reality is required; essentially all theory not based on real historical facts.
If you hike down that steep trail you will more than likely break your neck. Thats a bunch of cold air your blowing, as nobody has ever fell on this trail and I have years of experience.
by lecharbon December 12, 2013
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A cheap way of adding horsepower, though not as much as ricers say they make. Usually add 5-8 on a four pot, 10-15 for a six and 15-30 for an 8. (K&N)

People often install them because they are a much cheaper (however less effective) alternative to turbocharging or supercharging. (Can also accompany a turbo and/ or a supercharger)
That civic has a cold air intake and a fartcan

I can't afford to turbo my car so I got a cold air intake

That GTP is nice it has a supercharger stock and the owner added a cold air intake
by carguy1996 January 28, 2014
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If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.
Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!
by Walter Henry VIII February 14, 2011
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A disease that’s very contagious
He: Did you hear about the air-cold that’s going around

She: No, but I think I had it last week.
by Stacy P September 01, 2021
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Positioning legs overhead with asshole out suck cold air into thy butthole then letting it sit, lastly pushing the "cold air" out into a fart sounding noise. If this is mastered you will learn how to fart on command.
It is disgusting when andrew is getting cold air
by Totally1134 August 04, 2017
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