I came to the conclusion that if ‘08 was the year of emo and weirdo rap, with rappers like Kanye and Weezy leading the charge, ‘09 is rounding out to be the year coke rap came back.

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

Sitting at the bar halfway through my whiskey sour, I spy an old friend stroll out of the bathroom. He beelines to me, I am a trapped rat, and machine guns a conversation about his terrible day and why he couldn’t seem to get girls to come home with him. In that moment I realized I was in the middle of another of corey’s infamous coke raps.