When ur mom says she doesn’t have alcohol in her cup and says to try it

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.

100000% better than regular coke. No debate, that’s the truth. Used to say something is better than something else.

A drink people say is healthy, but is slowly killing them.

the same as something else but worse in every way

Something that every middle aged fat woman’s drink to make her fell heathy even tho coke is much more heathy and less cancerous

A substitute for crack cocaine; gets you just as normal cocaine, but healthier.