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A nerdy word for "sex"
Sheldon doesn't want to have coitus until after he had his first child.
by presidenko_putin April 08, 2015
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a type of cheese that goes good with ham sandwiches
i'll take some coitus on my sammich!
by bobthebuilderofchina January 19, 2011
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Word that was being yelled in my house recently because my dumbass friend learned it in a health class and wanted to freak out my parents.
"Hey Dawn, COITUS!!!! COITUS, COITUS!!!"
by Pookie February 22, 2005
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When you get fucked by a large inverted dragon cock with a mutant plant growing through it.
Example 1: I committed coitus last night
Example 2: would like to have coitus baby boo hunny bun?
by InsanityUB March 30, 2017
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just playin about the dumbass thing, i meant to say my really awesome friend yelled her newly-aquired word at my mom:) you know i love ya lacenut
l:coitus!
m:shhh!!
l:COITUS!!! COITUS!!
m:SSHHHH!!
by Lacresha February 23, 2005
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