Any unusually extra large turd. Picture it: coiled three times, with a hot steamy stench rising from it.
I feel 20 pounds lighter, now that I've Bundy'd your crapper with a 3 coil steamer.
by Etch July 19, 2006
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To have a shit, especially if caught short and no conventional toilet is available necesitating that the said shit is delivered from a low height, such as in the woods.

Extendible however to any situation where a person has removed themself in order to defecate.
Where has your wife gone?

Oh, she has just gone to coil one down, she will back shortly.
by JLMW September 2, 2011
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An aggressive sexual act in which one partner lies down in a fetal position, similar to a coiled snake, and the other partner brutally penetrates the anal region, similar to the aggressiveness and precision of nunchucks. Not suggested for beginners.(or anyone really)
Dude 1:"The other night I gave my girl the ole coiled snake nunchuck after she made me watch all 4 twilight movies. It was lifechanging bro."

Dude 2: "Sick bro."
by campbelltoe December 3, 2014
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The horrible and huge yellow-tinted crap you always seem to have to take during excersize, usually a long way from the nearest toilet.
Wife: Where are your socks and your shirt?
Husband: In the middle of my hike I got a real gut buster. I dropped a huge golden coil of death in the forest and had to wipe my ass with my socks. And my shirt...
by Seymore Kuntz January 9, 2012
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Coil's Law states that within the bound of an internet argument, any individual who insults the intelligence of another is more likely than not to commit a spelling or grammatical error in doing so.

Eg. "Wow your so dumb"

"What a dum coment"
by Coilz May 27, 2022
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When you tie someone up and fuck then with Vincent to make it kinky
Aww baby coil me now
by Jamesthelaberadoor December 19, 2020
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