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when a man or a woman isn't any good for sex (and all the other things).
1. shit, this guy sucks in bed. he cohbilapsed last night.

2. sorry man, but you'll cohbilapse anyway.
by la halla January 24, 2007
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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