"Wait a minute. I'm getting some cogdiz here...I thought that we were the customers, buying a product, the news, from a particular source, such as CNN, The New York Times, etc."

"No, the advertisers are actually the customers, buying a product, a readership or viewership, from a business, the media."

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”