Tanning beds look like neon coffins and the more you use one, the likely hood of you heading to a real coffin increases, thanks to skin cancer.

n. Port-a-potty, a portable restroom

When one farts in a coffin before it is closed.

To put yourself into the deepest of Kush comas

A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West

The specially designed cardboard box sent by Microsoft when your Xbox 360 breaks, usually from the Red Ring of Death.

Note: You have to request this or they will only send you a sticker.

Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.