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Like a casket but having 6 sides instead of 4. Where we all end up one day. AKA a pine box.
a coffin is the worst place for people who are claustrophobic.
by trey2002 April 29, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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0.25, 0.5, or 1mg xanax pills, which are shaped like oval "coffins" instead of "bars".
I just popped a couples coffins and I'm about ready to pass out.
by Ho0 July 23, 2006
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when one farts whilst in the shower stall, closet or some small box like structure trapping the smell inside.
Jeremy laughed when he realized he coffined himself again.
by arthur hawthorne January 05, 2011
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A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.
My mom wanted to buy a coffin but my dad would let her.
by Joe Iron February 15, 2008
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A common name for the box Microsoft sends you to put your faulty Xbox 360 in to return back for a fixed one. The Xbox 360 has been infamous with the Three red lights which signals hardware failure.
Joe: Dude, let's play the new game I got for the Xbox 360!
Jim: I can't, I'm still waiting for my coffin so I can get a working 360.
by Däni September 29, 2007
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Refers to a can of chewing tobacco. A stereotypical coffin is full of death, as so is a can of chewing tobacco. But the word is used amongst chewers as a code so that they may talk about their tobacco with out any having to know.
"dude, i'm dyin right now...we need to get a coffin fast"

"Hey does anyone have a coffin?"

"what does it take for a man to get a coffin around here?"
by Please Use December 29, 2010
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