A really disgusting act wherein a man takes dried-up, crumb-like feces and places them on a victim's forehead and crushes them with his dick.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

to wipe your crusty ass, take the crumbs and put them on someone's forehead. Then grind the crumbs by smacking your penis against their forehead repeatively.

when a man sits on a woman's face and places his anus on the woman's nose and then proceeds to spin around the face making bits and pieces of fecal matter falling off of the anus landing on the woman's face

When a man gets down on all fours and a woman strokes his cock while licking his ass at the same time.

The act of completing a full 360, while spinning on one hand and yelling "Beans and Cornbread, i said Beans and Cornbread"

The coffee grinder is the portion of a female's anatomy, also known as the vagina, designed to accept and stimulate the husband's erect penis, so that later on a baby might come travelling down thisbirth canal.