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A person that will never ever be good enough for a real job, so they are stuck making coffee for people with real jobs.
That coffeeboy will be living with his parents forever.

That coffeeboy doesn't have a valid driver's license.
by the bruja January 07, 2010
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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Kirk Hammet's role during the production of St Anger because James wouldn't let him play guitar.
Kirk - "Check out this solo". James -" Quit yo jibba jabba and give me your guitar! Commercially selling out is the way forward! Make yourself usefull and go make me a coffee scrotum boy!"
by SATANSFISHTANK November 01, 2003
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