Urban Dictionary: coffee pot

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When a man rests his testicles on another persons forehead and puts the head of his penis in that persons eye.

Kristy was acting out of line, so Ryan gave her a coffee pot.

by Du's Friend Ryan October 10, 2005

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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

You're all stupid people and I hate you.

by masokitsune January 17, 2019

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Something that's awfully hot

"That's an awfully hot coffee pot"
- Eminem

by 62_Cents January 28, 2021

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Tea bagging someone so hard they taste it in the morning

Bob: Man what the hell happened to you??

Matt: I got coffee potted and now this taste won't go away!!

by Death's design September 10, 2010

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