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white substance, similar in appearance to cocaine, but used to replace milk when going on forgein ventures
Dad: "thats coffee mate"

Customs Officer: "Im not your fucking mate"


See also peter kay
by PaulandLucy April 21, 2004
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Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.
Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).
by VictorySea January 25, 2021
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When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.

You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!
Jack: hey Katie, we had no milk so I gave you some coffee mate instead.
by Daggatron January 16, 2017
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