feelings of severe despondency and dejection aka to suffer from depression is to suffer from codness

The game where I have to mute everyone on because they are annoying morons.

Scrotum and testicles.

Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:

- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.

A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.

Country Irish slang describing the act of fooling someone, often yourself.

not a cock

1. a pointless game about killing randomers
2. a yummy fish filled with omega 3