the rule that every driver on earth believes that anyone driving slower than they are is an idiot and those driving faster must be assholes.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

an unspoken rule that whatever happens on a roadtrip is not repeated to anyone except those involved in the roadtrip.

The unwritten rule in which a hitch-hiker is obligated to give oral pleasure to the kind person who picked them up