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dan: babe im almost to the fifth prestige
jisoo: get a fucking life.. you dont even want to talk to me do you??!!!!1111!
dan: DO WORK.....CLICK
dan(says to self)- what a cod blocker
jisoo: get a fucking life.. you dont even want to talk to me do you??!!!!1111!
dan: DO WORK.....CLICK
dan(says to self)- what a cod blocker
by DaNN CaNT BxR !! November 20, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Noun, pronounced "Cod" blocker
Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Example:
T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?
K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.
T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?
K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.
T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
by Almost Dangerous February 08, 2010
3
Derived from the term COD or Call of Duty
Used for someone who wants to do something other than play COD, when all you want to do is play.
Used for someone who wants to do something other than play COD, when all you want to do is play.
Jim: I cant wait to play COD tonight
Bob: Oh dude lets go see a movie instead
Jim: Dammit Bob! You CODblocker!
Bob: Oh dude lets go see a movie instead
Jim: Dammit Bob! You CODblocker!
by Ripped McMuscles January 27, 2011