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A person who for a job or pleasure grapples errect peni and beats them into submission
James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out!

Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out

Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!
by Jade Lotus July 08, 2005
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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One who wrestles male genitalia for recreational purposes.
John went downtown today with the bros and they got naked and wrangled each others cocks, no homo. He was the cock wrangler for the afternoon.
by ShortyJ8911 December 01, 2010
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A individual who lasso's, or tethers a cock with his or her hands
"you Fucking Cock Wrangling bitch, i knew you were gay"
by Mario November 02, 2004
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1. A homosexual cowboy
2. A female that takes pleasure in giving overly aggressive blowjobs, often seeming to wrangle the cock into submission.
1. Cowboys like that love cock are cock wranglers
2. Man, Kristin is such a cock wrangler, she almost destroyed my dick.
by plundy November 13, 2008
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A gay man who is always hitting on other guys and trying to get other men to have sex with them most of the time its a pathetic desperate way and very noticeable.
A gay man walked into a bar a sat down right next to another man a says "your looking very nice tonight wanna get a lil more comfortable big man" ? The non-gay man socks the gay guy in the face so fucking hard he swallows all of his teeth and falls to the ground. The non gay guys says "fucking cock wrangler no balls for you to night" !
by Cold Steel RED HORIZON September 01, 2007
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We could clearly see he was a cockwrangler, evinced by the cowboy hat he wore and the buff gentleman on his arm.
by Reed Saint James May 16, 2003
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