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A statement in front of dudes that either is subject inappropriate (talking about feelings, etc), socially unacceptable (telling your friend you love him when neither of you are drunk), or gives all dudes in the vicinity a momentary pause as they fight through embarassment.
Things got a little cockward at work yesterday when Josh told Jeff about his trip to the manicurist.
by Misterapplegate December 19, 2009
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1. Any awkward situation involving the cock

2. An extremely awkward moment during sex

"Holy fuck, that guy just flashed me!"
"Fucking cockward, dude!"

"Are you always this small?"
"Well, this is cockward..."
by Dix McKensy March 05, 2009
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The feeling a man recieves once his penis is viewed by another male while standing at a free flow urinal.
Mike was given a very cockward feeling after Sean's repeated looks during dollar beer night.
by tonsoffunak March 29, 2009
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When she pulls out your dick and finds out that it's small...
Oh boy I can't wait.... Oh boy oh boy... Cockward!!!
by BailingBiggs February 28, 2016
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When a man is on a date and thinks that his partner wants to give him a BJ so he pulls out his sausage and she freaks out or yells "RAPE!!"
dude, i was totally gonna bang this girl but i pulled it out too soon and it was totally cockward.
by JOHNeMac February 22, 2011
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An awkward sexual advance that you originally thought would go over smoother.
we were getting along great untill i said "we should go watch a movie at my place" then things got cockward.
by thunderone July 09, 2010
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