a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.
by RedddlyGREYyyyy January 26, 2011
by *Patches* September 13, 2005
Neither a cock nor waffle, a cockwaffle is a person who is filled with exceptional amounts of douchebaggery.
by Eric Lander September 10, 2008
by John Waffels May 01, 2008
by Ben December 22, 2004
Cockwaffle a term used to describe a mans penis which has been inserted into a waffle iron. Thus making his cock a waffle.
Usually this happens when either a man acidentally falls onto the table he was making his breakfast waffles while naked and waffles his own penis. Or in other instances it happens when the male is a huge douchebag and a female realizes this and decides when he says he wants waffles bitch she takes it opon herself to cockwaffle him.
by Biii7CH June 03, 2010
Amy ur such a cockwaffle!
Oh yeah, homodumshit?
IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS
WOW!
Oh yeah, homodumshit?
IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS
WOW!
by PhillyDog May 30, 2015