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a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.
Mr.E you are such a COCKWAFFLE .
by RedddlyGREYyyyy January 26, 2011
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

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B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.
A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

B) “I love u cockwaffle”.
by too-many-grouchy-people September 16, 2007
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Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.
Those elitist cockwaffles won't let anybody who doesn't make 6 figures a year join their gym.
by *Patches* September 13, 2005
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Neither a cock nor waffle, a cockwaffle is a person who is filled with exceptional amounts of douchebaggery.
Someone recently said to me that whoever SEOChamp is, he certainly is a cockwaffle
by Eric Lander September 10, 2008
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A type of Sexual Breakfast which can be eaten in bed or elsewhere
Im going to have some cockwaffles with my fucky charms
by John Waffels May 01, 2008
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