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degrading name for someone that is perceived as having a diminished capacity, e.g. a moron, an idiot, etc
Bloody cockwad doesn't know how to drive. His momma definitely should have swallowed that load.
by CreampieGuy June 28, 2011
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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someone who acts in a cock-ish way. annoying . stupid. a bag full of cockwad. nobody likes. someone who gets rejected. someone who gets beat up, fat kid, nerd, man with no cock, selfish, greedy.
by sh'ANNA deemakro November 16, 2010
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A total wanker who can only be likened to a wad of cum
He is a real cockwad
by Infidel72 August 11, 2016
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A horrible human being. The epitome of a dick. One of the worst people possible.

Synonyms include: cunt, twat
Ugh I hate my teacher. He yelled at me for picking up my jacket today. He's such a cockwad.
by Zazuachu October 27, 2015
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Something to call a friend(or just someone in general)when they are being a real dick
-Yo did you see Austin just slap that baby?????
-Yea, hes being a real cock wad
by rgtrbefrtgrfdfrgt January 31, 2017
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