Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A variation of the cock block that is similar to a spike in volleyball, Quick forceful and unstoppable.
Dude: So you don't have to but I think you should
Chick: Okay!
Chick's friend: I knew it! You need a man to justify yourself!
Chick (to dude): sorry but I have previous plans
Dude: Damn the cock spike !
Chick: Okay!
Chick's friend: I knew it! You need a man to justify yourself!
Chick (to dude): sorry but I have previous plans
Dude: Damn the cock spike !
by Homgen4 December 03, 2007