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A cock expert - someone who is an expert on all sexual matters relating to the penis or cock
the way you handle my "thing" you must be some sort of Cockspert
by MTC an VWP May 22, 2008
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A cock expert--an individual who is an expert in all things cock because he likes the cock.

An individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a vagina other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.

Also likes listening to the Jonas Brothers.
Eradicator is a cockspert.
by Kal El_527 June 30, 2011
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When someone talks about cocks a lot, such as cock color, cock size, cock shape etc.

See dick or penis
John is a certified cockspert because he always pulls out sources of cock size when he argues about it with someone else.
by akefa February 26, 2019
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