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The unfortunate male who kissed his girlfriend after she sucked another guy's dick.
Did you hear about Mike? What a cocksmooch!
by countryboycansurvive March 23, 2009
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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1. One who partakes in the act of smooching cock.

2. Term used to define someone sort of being a cocksucker.
"Damn Bob is being a real cocksmooch today, the way he sucks up to the boss."
by Beavis H Christ April 25, 2003
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An insult usually used toward men. Implies homosexual activity.
Hey you cock smooch! You stay the hell out of my laundry!
by Chloedog December 13, 2003
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(n) A term describing a person who behaves like a condescending prick.

(n) A brown-nose

(n) Someone who kisses ass with management

(n) A colleague of equal ranking who assigns himself a false sense of authority and importance.

(n) project manger - an incompetent fool who oversees projects beyond his scope of understanding, laying waste to an entire department, leaving chaos and anarchy in his wake.
I am so tired of that project manager's BS. He is such a cocksmooch.
by Fletcher Jenkins April 17, 2008
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