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The unfortunate male who kissed his girlfriend after she sucked another guy's dick.
Did you hear about Mike? What a cocksmooch!
by countryboycansurvive March 23, 2009
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1. One who partakes in the act of smooching cock.

2. Term used to define someone sort of being a cocksucker.
"Damn Bob is being a real cocksmooch today, the way he sucks up to the boss."
by Beavis H Christ April 25, 2003
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An insult usually used toward men. Implies homosexual activity.
Hey you cock smooch! You stay the hell out of my laundry!
by Chloedog December 13, 2003
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(n) A term describing a person who behaves like a condescending prick.

(n) A brown-nose

(n) Someone who kisses ass with management

(n) A colleague of equal ranking who assigns himself a false sense of authority and importance.

(n) project manger - an incompetent fool who oversees projects beyond his scope of understanding, laying waste to an entire department, leaving chaos and anarchy in his wake.
I am so tired of that project manager's BS. He is such a cocksmooch.
by Fletcher Jenkins April 17, 2008
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One who is more interested in sealing the deal when trying to hook up and will do just about anything in his powers to achieve his goal as opposed to having a good time and getting wasted.
See (Insert Cock Smooch's Name Here) over there, it looks like he is drinking his beer, but he really isn't. What a fucking cock smooch.
by Rusty Gate May 10, 2005
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