Cockroach

An evil demon from the pits of Hell that was sent here to torment and destroy! Can't be killed by an atomic bomb but a can of Raid can kill them...
Illuminati confirmed!

"There's a freaking cockroach on my burger!"
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....

by LionNessa June 22, 2016

A Cockroach

When a penis is so small and wrinkly, and looks more like a cockroach than a cock.

"Is that a cock or a cockroach?" asked the girl when she saw his small, wrinkly dick.

by Daddy Dolan August 18, 2018

cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.

In the heat of passion, my girlfriend started cockroaching me

by willa zea July 14, 2006

cockroaches

Evil bug who wear military out fits and carry torches while they're taking over the world. They yell out in squeaky voices: "World domination!"

"Vorld Domination"- A cockroach I met dying on the street (I think he was German)

by Gp06 February 13, 2004

Cockroach

A car buyer with terrible credit. Someone who never pays their bills. A person who thinks they can buy a new or used car even though they have very bad credit.

He can’t buy this car without a co-signer and a huge down payment because he’s a stinking (Cock) Roach who just had a repo last month!

by Cal Worthington August 20, 2005

cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.

In the heat of passion, Mariano's girlfriend started cockroaching him

by Willa Zea June 17, 2006

COCKroach

Someone who's going to find or already has found cock to keep them warm in the winter.

Person 1: That bitch Amber, she's a COCKroach!
Person 2: Oh I know, she stole my boyfriend's cock last winter.

by alecso November 9, 2022