Cockney is an area in London where criminals live. The police don't arrest them because (and they're very strict about this) they only slaughter their own. And they have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say things like "Mum" and "Stab."
Cockney: I'm a cockney, I'm from London, which is spelt S-H-I-T-H-O-L-E and where you're guaranteed to be either mugged or not appreciated.
by Sonya Partridge November 25, 2009
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Arrogant, violent, and it many cases unwashed vermin from the east end of London. Lucky they are being wiped out due to rapid London immigration.
Cockney to Cockney at a West Ham match: 'Look, there's some away fans, let's beat them all up even if there are children among them'
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Someone who pretends to be from London when they are really just close by.
cockney Hey, I'm from Luton! I'm a cockney Innit?
northerner You what? at thee end of thee day...
by Mr Bobla October 28, 2005
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