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Noun - A person who is intellectually devoted to obtaining knowledge and sharing of facts related to the penis thereby rendering them socially inept.

Verb - To tweak out on a penis.
Adam was telling me random facts about whale penis. It was so awkward. He is such a cocknerd.

She is cocknerding over Lee's dick
by waehu May 23, 2020
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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