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To put simply, a master of cock.
Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.
by Bagus Killer August 12, 2007
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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A person who is the master of the male genitalia, usually used as a slur in the European community.
My oh my! Did you hear? Joeseph is a Cockmeister!
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People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.
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A prick, cock or all round tosser who's legendary ability to be awkward, difficult and obnoxious have gone way beyond the average cock to become a cock meister - king of twats, master of cocks and all round uncle munty!
Martin ass-kissed his way to management and then expected everyone else to pucker up for him, like the cock meister he is.
by DudeScouseMonkey March 06, 2008
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People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.
'ah you wotk for the police, you cockmeister,'
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someone in the game known as Blackjack who has a lot of poker chips and he/she bets a lot of them so another opponent who has a lot less chips has to quit
"That cockmeister last night made me quit because he had a ton of chips! That greedy faggot!"
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