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Individual who soils himself in constrained circumstances e.g. whilst queuing in a tunnel at Alton Towers.
"It's in the bomb-bay, I don't know how long I can hold it in, I think I'm going to Cockman!"
by Dyamma Byah October 27, 2003
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
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someone with an unusually large penis
Yeah, I met John last night. He certainly was a cockman!
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i was super bored so i looked up "cock man" and was dissapointed so fine ill do it myself
ya know what i am about to do probably not i will make a defenition for "cock man" on an account for school lol
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(Noun probably)

-Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity.
-A power status of superior masculinity
-Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men.

(Explination 1)
Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme.

(Explination 2)

Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.
Example: Ernest Khalimov always gives me such cockman vibes.
Or

Ernest: "Cockman"
*superior manliness echoes thouhout the omniverse*
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i got super bored and searched it nothing popped up
ta know what im ganna do make a defenitoin for cock man on an account provided to me by school
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