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A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.
1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"
2. "Cockhands!"
2. "Cockhands!"
by storkman January 15, 2008
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The hand of choice (left or right) in which you primarily utilize in handling cocks (your own, others' etc.)
In the movie Phone Booth, Colin Farrell slaps a prostitute on the hand to which she exclaims: Bitch, you gone done wrecked my cock hand!
by BDT December 02, 2004
3
I made sure to use a paper towel to open the doors as I returned from the restroom. Richard Gutierrez, also known as cockhands, had not washed his hands once again.
by srjg March 30, 2010
4
A disease that occurs when a dude takes a leak holding his cock in his hand, then proceeds to leave the bathroom without washing.
Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.
Soap will kill all traces of the disease.
Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.
Soap will kill all traces of the disease.
Mitch took a leak at taco bell, didn't wash and then proceeded to go back to making tacos. Damn now everyone is infected with cock hand.
by Lemon Lysol January 29, 2004