Yeah, you may have heard of ur mom gay or ur family tree lgbt, but this is even more powerful of them put together.
A- “Hey.”
B-“Hey, guess what?”
A-“What?”
B-“Ur cock clock!”
A-"Nigga that shit ain't nothing, that's gay."
B-"Boi ur already dead."
A-"What-"
*A disappears in the void, WWIII starts and Vesuvius destroys Naples."
B-“Hey, guess what?”
A-“What?”
B-“Ur cock clock!”
A-"Nigga that shit ain't nothing, that's gay."
B-"Boi ur already dead."
A-"What-"
*A disappears in the void, WWIII starts and Vesuvius destroys Naples."
by cosmcif April 24, 2018
When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
by darkestbeforedawn June 11, 2015
I fucked Sharon in the ass but forgot to use lube so my dick got stuck in her ass... She suck a venis cock trap.
by Venus cock trap March 10, 2018
by Dorydick July 27, 2016
A barrage of unjustified compliments directed to someone for no reason at all except to pleasure their ego.
by Rory-i-the-phrase-making-guy February 23, 2021
Originated from the name vincent van gogh (gogh pronounced as khok). Means between the lines of “suck my dick” and “fucking ‘til sunrise”
1
-Man, shrek 2 really sucks
- You know what Sharon? you can vincent my cock
2
- They’re kinda hot, lowkey wish we could vincent my cock
-Man, shrek 2 really sucks
- You know what Sharon? you can vincent my cock
2
- They’re kinda hot, lowkey wish we could vincent my cock
by qwerty kiv November 18, 2020
Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.
The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!
by whiteoakgrl17 May 24, 2011

