Yeah, you may have heard of ur mom gay or ur family tree lgbt, but this is even more powerful of them put together.
A- “Hey.”

B-“Hey, guess what?”

A-“What?”

B-“Ur cock clock!”

A-"Nigga that shit ain't nothing, that's gay."
B-"Boi ur already dead."
A-"What-"
*A disappears in the void, WWIII starts and Vesuvius destroys Naples."
by cosmcif April 24, 2018
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When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
by darkestbeforedawn June 11, 2015
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When a fuck a chick in the ass hole and your dick get stuck because you forgot to use lube....
I fucked Sharon in the ass but forgot to use lube so my dick got stuck in her ass... She suck a venis cock trap.
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A barrage of unjustified compliments directed to someone for no reason at all except to pleasure their ego.
Gus: Damn, Jeff, you are so cool and funny and smart.
Carl: This guy is Verbally Cock-Sucking Jeff.
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Originated from the name vincent van gogh (gogh pronounced as khok). Means between the lines of “suck my dick” and “fucking ‘til sunrise
1
-Man, shrek 2 really sucks
- You know what Sharon? you can vincent my cock

2
- They’re kinda hot, lowkey wish we could vincent my cock
by qwerty kiv November 18, 2020
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Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.

The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!
by whiteoakgrl17 May 24, 2011
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