a feeble attempt at a moustache, usually by the pubescent, which would perhaps be more apt at lightly tickling the penis in a homosexual act rather than acting as a moustache

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A woman's unsightly facial hair. It only refers to a woman's mustache, not a man's.

Noun. A thick and full moustache reminiscent of those sported by gay males, especially Freddie Mercury.

A mustache

The unsightly mustache hairs.

See Also ball sweeper