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1. Someone acting like that of douchebag.
2. Someone who is after cock.
3. The Hamburglar when gay and/or turned on.
1. When you want to hang with a friend and he/she is "to busy" he/she is being a cockburglar.
2. A girl/gay-man who wants a man in a romantic way is a cockburglar.
by Marcus (Robin Hood) Medina November 19, 2009
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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The act of playing with someones penis without them knowing. Usually takes place while someone is unconcious or very drunk.
Eric liked playing with cock so much that he would slip drugs into mens drinks and take advantage of them while they were sleeping. They now call him the cock burglar.
by SF September 28, 2004
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