This is what happens when two men hug each other and one of them forgets to slightly stick his ass out so as to prevent crotch to crotch contact.

A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.

Pretty much just a dude that is so retarded and is such an asshole that every time they mutter a single word all you want to do is beat the living shit out of them

when someone is the equivalent of banging your cock into something and the pain that ensues.

the noise made when your dick hits a hard surface with speed

A term used by a women to her lover in the heat of lovemaking