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They're birds of the family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes; in other words, they're parrots. They're mostly found in Australia and its surrounding territory. The mid-sized, yellow-crested, white-feathered bird you see in fiction is just one species, but it is the most common one.

You have a pet cockatiel? That's the smallest genuine species of cockatoo, and the easiest to tame; the others are more difficult to domesticate, and probably not worth your time unless you know your stuff.
tl;dr cockatoos are Australian parrots, not whatever other shitty definition a bunch of brain-deprived prepubescent boys made up on the spot.
by Kiriazis November 06, 2009
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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cockatoo is when a woman cant decide between just having 1 cock or a cockatoo
she wanted some cock but wasnt sure if she was in the mood for 1 cock or a cockatoo
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009
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You can hardly see his cockatoo, he's got such a large gock.
by Peas_and_frogs April 08, 2008
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This word is being defined incorrectly on UD. The real meaning of this word is slang for diarrhea. Usually it's used in plural form.
"I really got the cockatoos after eating at that mexican restaurant!"
by mocha123456 November 24, 2009
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