a boy who dates girls up to 5 years younger (or older) than him. usually a teen, and very punk and/or strange. many times want to get in the 12 year old's pants.
andrea: Cody is such a cockalizer, i cant believe he's going out with nicki... he's 16 and she's ONLY 12...
haley: i know its so sick even though i've gone out with him...
~or~
andrea: cody, youre such a cockalizer, you perverted fag!
nicki: but i love him!
(nicki is an idiot)
haley: i know its so sick even though i've gone out with him...
~or~
andrea: cody, youre such a cockalizer, you perverted fag!
nicki: but i love him!
(nicki is an idiot)
by andrea eats rainbows May 30, 2009
Cockalitis is wheen you suck to much cock , it can be given to both male & female . This may cause throwing up , cock falling off , coughing & sore throat .
by EdwardoPenisHand. March 13, 2011
by steven la February 11, 2009
by uggh1134 June 06, 2006
"I want you to do me while you wear the Easter Bunny costume, but since it's like a jumpsuit, I'll have to split the seam in the cockal region"
by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010
by drew 100 February 26, 2007
First definiton: if you look like a nerd and give your colleagues a wrong picture of themselves in order to look cool in front of them
(Cockal is like a bad status symbol)
Second definition: if u suck dick from introverts
(Cockal is like a bad status symbol)
Second definition: if u suck dick from introverts
1. Cockal: my last appearance in a disco seemed to have impressed some girls which i hooked up with afterwards (nerd emoji)
2.Cockal: Chrissi *lick* *slurp*
2.Cockal: Chrissi *lick* *slurp*
by Girthlord369 October 10, 2019