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a blend of the terms 'cock" and "package", originally used by jessica ******, after complaining about getting it in the butt from her boyfriend, who "had a big cockage"
It was a lubed-up cockage...
IN MY BUTT!
by Guitarman357 August 28, 2004
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Partial exposure of the penis usually by teenage boys wearing their pants well below the waist. Akin to women's cleavage and plumber's crackage.
Several boys were suspended from school for displaying cockage
by Wildthing February 18, 2013
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Having not seen something/someone for such a length of time that it can only me measured in ages of cock.
Guy 1: "Hey Bro, you remember California Games for NES? I have it. "

Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I haven't played that game in cock ages.
by the realness February 25, 2013
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Cock age is specialized fantasy sex play among gays, a psychological marker for recapturing pleasure felt at a specific moment of youth. For the recipient, it's serious surrenderence by a seductive partner into age-specific verbal and physical fantasy. It frequently begins with highly-erotic foreplay as partners sync-up their psyches. Some claim it promotes sexual healing, others cite the intimacy of shared, candid memories and/or fantasies.
What's your cock age?
"Sixteen."
by rethinker November 21, 2019
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Big, Long , Very smooth Orlec
Orlecs cockage is insanely long and smooth. That is why Vince licks it.
by Orlec June 29, 2021
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