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An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk
by Trent Schoneweis August 01, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Most often seen after a male masterbating, cock vomit is the fluid that eminates from the head of the males penis. Suggestions for where it is to land,
1.Attractive females: face or mouth area, also chest and anus.
2.Unattractive Females: Chest and anus. note don't go near face, possibably could loose erection. especially if eye contact is made.
3.Possibly onto a passer by from a highrise building block window.
4.Otherwise let it land where it likes, worry bout the clean up afterwards.
1.Attractive females: face or mouth area, also chest and anus.
2.Unattractive Females: Chest and anus. note don't go near face, possibably could loose erection. especially if eye contact is made.
3.Possibly onto a passer by from a highrise building block window.
4.Otherwise let it land where it likes, worry bout the clean up afterwards.
Excitable young man:"ahh ahhh ahh am going to cum, ah shit cock vomit everywhere, its gone all over the remote"
Unsuspecting drunken sleeping girl:"ewwwwe, theres cock vomit in my eye"
Unsuspecting drunken sleeping girl:"ewwwwe, theres cock vomit in my eye"
by Jacksc2 July 03, 2006
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This occurs when a person is gving oral sex to a male and the male's penis is too large or "too much to handle" for the giver and triggers the gag reflex, and he/she vomits on the man's cock.
I invited her to my room for a little intimacy. One thing led to another and we found ourselves engaging in oral sex. When it came time for her to return the favor, it seemed as if my man-stick was too much to handle and the next thing I knew, I was facing a batch of Cock Vomit.
by ZZToppe July 25, 2006
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The produce of trying to "short-cut" it to the top.
When a job offer for £85-90k requires cock sucking, it is likely to be pretty bad. The worst of this situation is when the subject's member is cheesy. In fact the smell is so bad that it makes you want to vomit.
Stabbing your tonsils with a cheesy cock while already wanting to vomit produces cockvomit.
It burnses.
When a job offer for £85-90k requires cock sucking, it is likely to be pretty bad. The worst of this situation is when the subject's member is cheesy. In fact the smell is so bad that it makes you want to vomit.
Stabbing your tonsils with a cheesy cock while already wanting to vomit produces cockvomit.
It burnses.
by Njoroge October 25, 2004